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WEIRD PUZZLE

2011-01-19T22:03:00.001-08:00

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.

Think like a wizard . . ..

man
Q1. ---------
board

Ans. = man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

stand
Q2. ------------
i

Ans. = I understand

OK . . .

Got the drift ?

Let's try a few now and see

how you fare ?

Q3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

Q4. r
road
a
d

Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?

Redeem yourself.

Q5. cycle
cycle
cycle

Ans. = tricycle

Not easy to figure out hey!

0
Q6.. ---------
M.D.
Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought! !

knee
Q7. ------------
light

Ans. = neon light

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

ground
Q8. ------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

Oh no, not again ! !

Q9. he's X himself

Ans. = he's by himself

Now u messing up big time.

Q10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

Not even close! !

Q11. death ..... life

Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance ............ ......

Q12. THINK

Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one

Q13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. ..

Ans. = long time no 'C'

WEIRD KBC FACTS

2011-01-19T22:00:00.000-08:00

We all know KBC is Good Business.

But have you ever pondered...

How Good....????

Any guesses? Let's see...

Airtel is charging Rs.6/- per SMS sent for this contest.

Assuming there are only 100 entries from say 10 cities of some 20 districts and 20 states...

6(Rs/SMS) x 100(entries) x 10(cities) x 20(districts) x 20(states) = 6

x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 = Rs.24,00,000

24 lakhs in 20 minutes.

(People trying for the 2 lakhs cash prize)

Imagine what if 1000 entries try out from 100 cities?

The figure simply grows by 2 more zeroes and yields a whopping 24 Crores!!!!

And it does not stop there...

In practice it could be another multiple of 100 or a multiple of 1000 on an average.

In that case it is 24 x 100crores earnings in just 20 minutes on every episode!!!

And the prize money: A mere 2 crore..

(and from whose pocket?)

Smart Business By Siddharth Basu!

And the best part of this calculation is just the SMS earning!!

What about the Ad money?

A rough annual profit calculation goes like this:

2400 x 5 x 4) (episode/month) x 12 = 5,76,000 crores.

Let even 50% get dissolved in taxes and other payments, still you will be left with (which includes even the meagre 480 crores of prize money i.e.if every episode bags 2 crore prize)!

2,88,000-crores profit !!! (only from SMS)

Simple Question:

"KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI"

and your options are---

A) SONY TV

B) AIRTEL

C) AMITABH BACHAN

D) SIDDHARTH BASU

Computerji iska jawab bataiye....

Ans: All FOUR..!!!!

PS:

Now you know why AB gets all emotional when the episodes end...........

joke: Four Friend’s

2011-01-05T00:15:00.000-08:00

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip.
Two days before the group is to leave Rob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.
Rob’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.
“Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?”
“Well, I’ve been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said ‘guess who’?”
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said, “now, you can do what ever you want.”
So here I am….

Joke: Modern Marriage

2011-01-05T00:12:00.000-08:00

Nikhil and Mona were newlyweds. Nikhil thought this would be a modern marriage, meaning they would each play equal roles. So, the first morning after their honeymoon, he brought Mona breakfast in bed. However, Mona wasn't at all impressed by his culinary skills. Looking disdainfully at the tray, she snorted, "A poached egg? I wanted scrambled!" Undaunted, the following morning, Nikhil brought his new bride a scrambled egg. Unfortunately, Mona wasn't satisfied. "Did you ever stop to think that perhaps I like variety?" she snapped. "I wanted poached this morning!" Determined to please her, the next morning, he brought her two eggs….one poached and one scrambled. "Here, my darling, enjoy," he said cheerfully. Mona was infuriated. "You scrambled the wrong egg!" she screamed.

Management Decision (BOSS)--Must read

2011-01-02T04:25:00.000-08:00

Once SONIA GANDHI, L.K. Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of
them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.

He asks Mrs GANDHI and Advani to go to HEAVEN.

But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.

He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc.

Then why the differential treatment?

He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived
notions.

Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English
test.

Mrs GANDHI is asked to spell " INDIA " and she does it correctly.

Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.

It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".

Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.

He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.

Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).

Mrs GANDHI is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". She writes it easily and
passes.

Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.

Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.

Laloo is extremely unhappy.

Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history

Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.

Mrs GANDHI is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". She replied "1947" and
passed.

Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".

He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

It's Laloo's turn now.
'

'

'
Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE..... :-

Joke: Request before death

2010-12-25T05:43:00.001-08:00

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.

"Have you any last requests? Asked the chaplain.

"Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"

Joke: Why are Blonde jokes so short?

2010-12-25T05:42:00.001-08:00

Question. Why are Blonde jokes so short?

Answer. So men can remember them.

Joke: A woman praying...

2010-12-25T05:39:00.001-08:00

I pray for:
Wisdom, to understand a man.
Love, to forgive him and,
Patience, for his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.

It’s Time to Re-Assess Your Relationship With Your Computer When . . .

2010-12-25T05:36:00.001-08:00

1. You wake up at 4 O’clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.

2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.

4. You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.

5. You start using smileys in your snail mail.

6. You find yourself typing “com” after every period when using a word processor.com

7. You can’t correspond with your mother because she doesn’t have a computer.

8. When your email box shows “no new messages” and you feel really depressed.

9. You don’t know the gender of your three closest friends because they have non-descript screen name and you never bothered to ask.

10. You move into a new house and you decide to “Netscape” before you landscape.

11. Your family always knows where you are.

12. In real life conversations, you don’t laugh, you just say “LOL, LOL”

13. After reading this message, you immediately forward it to a friend!

Funny: All iz well

2010-12-24T04:42:00.001-08:00

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Some weird facts about zodiac sign

2010-12-24T04:34:00.001-08:00

VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Ha rsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

ARIES - The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, but is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.

LEO - The Boss
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.

CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly y at times. Hold grudges.... Like competition. Get what they want.

TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

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funny chartered accountant’s maths

2010-12-24T04:26:00.001-08:00

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Prove….
2 / 10 = 2
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Art student : Out of syllabus
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Engineering Student : Question hi galat hai
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Medical student : it’s strange yaar, ye kaise ho sakta hai?
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CA Student : it is very easy
TWO / TEN
T-T get Cancelled
=WO / EN Refer Alphabets
(W=23rd letter, O=15th letter, E=5th letter & N=14th letter)
=23+15 / 5+14
=38 / 19
=2
Chartered Accountants never ask, "Ans kya hai?"
They only ask, "Answer kya laana hai?"

cheers.............for victory!!!!!!!!!!!

funny office wallpapers

2010-12-22T20:20:00.001-08:00

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Funny Joke: 5 reasons why we prefer Sheela over Munni

2010-12-20T06:29:00.000-08:00

5 reasons why we prefer Sheela over Munni:

1. BRANDING:
Munni is badnaam but sheela is jawaan

2. PLACE OF PERFORMANCE:
Munni gyrated in some desi daru ka adda whereas Sheela gyrated in some metropolitan disco bar.

3. DEMAND AND SUPPLY CONCEPT:
Munni is offering herself easily (refer line - darling tere liye) so huge supply and demand will be limited. Whereas SHEELA is not available easily.(refer line-mai to khud se pyar jatau and tere hath kabhi na aani) so low supply. Huge demand.

4. DANCE STYLE:
Munni repeated age old "latka jhatka." Whereas SHEELA shook her booty wild drumbeats.

5. MATHEMATICAL and PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYSIS:
Munni is sleek(though Indians invented zero...But it doesn't mean we like the zero figure)
whereas..SHEELA is voluptuous(thats the perfect graphical representation) :D

FUNNY Banned Commercials -- Girl farts in car (With Music)

2010-12-19T22:28:00.000-08:00

WEIRD EVP of a Demonic Spirit - I Have the Body of a Pig

2010-12-19T22:21:00.000-08:00

FUNNY BUT COOL GIF IMAGE

2010-12-19T22:16:00.000-08:00

senior texting codes

2010-12-19T22:12:00.000-08:00

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

NAN: Need Another Nao

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

TTFS: Too Tired For Sex

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing; send the additions back to the person who sent you this so they can update their list.

GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

If the Titanic was made in India

2010-12-19T22:10:00.000-08:00

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain

3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

And last but not least

7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC

intelligent questions and weird answers

2010-01-27T04:24:00.001-08:00

Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry, most of them are IAS Officers now.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q.. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )
Q. How many buckets of water does Pacific Ocean contains?
A : It depends on the size of the bucket. (CA Institute Campus Interview Placement)
******************************************************************************

Interviewer said 'I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!' The boy thought for
a while and said, 'my choice is one really difficult question.'
'Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. 'What comes first, Day or Night?'
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on his answer, but he thought for a while and said, 'It's the DAY sir!'
'How' the interviewer asked,
'Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!'
He was selected for IIM!

weird girls manipulation

2010-01-27T04:14:00.001-08:00

does anybody knows the meaning of GPL??

this video is a single example that how a girl can manipulates boy to do her work….

watch it, enjoy and learn something !!

Toll free numbers in India

2009-10-28T04:42:00.000-07:00

Here are Toll Free numbers in India. may be u find useful

Airlines
Indian Airlines - ( 1800 180 1407
Jet Airways - ( 1800 225 522
Spice Jet - ( 1800 180 3333
Air India - ( 1800 227 722
Kingfisher - (1800 180 0101

Banks
ABN AMRO - ( 1800 112 224
Canara Bank - ( 1800 446 000
Citibank - ( 1800 442 265
Corporation Bank - ( 1800 443 555
Development Credit Bank - ( 1800 225 769
HDFC Bank - ( 1800 227 227
ICICI Bank - ( 1800 333 499
ICICI Bank NRI - ( 1800 224 848
IDBI Bank - ( 1800 116 999
Indian Bank - ( 1800 425 1400
ING Vysya - ( 1800 449 900
Kotak Mahindra Bank - ( 1800 226 022
Lord Krishna Bank - ( 1800 112 300
Punjab National Bank - ( 1800 122 222
State Bank of India - ( 1800 441 955
Syndicate Bank - ( 1800 446 655

Automobiles
Mahindra Scorpio - ( 1800 226 006
Maruti - ( 1800 111 515
Tata Motors - ( 1800 255 52
Windshield Experts - ( 1800 113 636

Computers / IT
Adrenalin - ( 1800 444 445
AMD - ( 1800 425 6664
Apple Computers- ( 1800 444 683
Canon - ( 1800 333 366
Cisco Systems- ( 1800 221 777
Compaq - HP - ( 1800 444 999
Data One Broadband - ( 1800 424 1800
Dell - ( 1800 444 026
Epson - ( 1800 44 0011
eSys - ( 3970 0011
Genesis Tally Academy - ( 1800 444 888
HCL - ( 1800 180 8080
IBM - ( 1800 443 333
Lexmark - ( 1800 22 4477
Marshal's Point -( 1800 33 4488
Microsoft - ( 1800 111 100
Microsoft Virus Update - ( 1901 333 334
Seagate - ( 1800 180 1104
Symantec - ( 1800 44 5533
TVS Electronics-( 1800 444 566
WeP Peripherals-( 1800 44 6446
Wipro - ( 1800 333 312
Xerox - ( 1800 180 1225
Zenith - ( 1800 222 004
Indian Railway General Enquiry 131
Indian Railway Central Enquiry 131
Indian Railway Reservation 131
Indian Railway Railway Reservation Enquiry 1345, 1335, 1330
Indian Railway Centralised Railway Enquiry 133, 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 & 9

Couriers / Packers & Movers
ABT Courier - ( 1800 448 585
AFL Wizz - ( 1800 229 696
Agarwal Packers & Movers - ( 1800 114 321
Associated Packers P Ltd - ( 1800 214 560
DHL - ( 1800 111 345
FedEx - ( 1800 226 161
Goel Packers & Movers - ( 1800 11 3456
UPS - ( 1800 227 171

Home Appliances
Aiwa/Sony - ( 1800 111 188
Anchor Switches - ( 1800 227 7979
Blue Star - ( 1800 222 200
Bose Audio - ( 1800 112 673
Bru Coffee Vending Machines - ( 1800 4 7171
Daikin Air Conditioners - ( 1800 444 222
DishTV - ( 1800 123 474
Faber Chimneys - ( 1800 214 595
Godrej - ( 1800 225 511
Grundfos Pumps - ( 1800 334 555
LG - ( 1901 180 9999
Philips - ( 1800 224 422
Samsung - ( 1800 113 444
Sanyo - ( 1800 110 101
Voltas - ( 1800 334 546
WorldSpace Satellite Radio - ( 1800 445 432

Investments / Finance
CAMS - ( 1800 442 267
Chola Mutual Fund - ( 1800 222 300
Easy IPO's - ( 3030 5757
Fidelity Investments - ( 1800 180 8000
Franklin Templeton Fund - ( 1800 425 4255
J M Morgan Stanley - ( 1800 220 004
Kotak Mutual Fund - ( 1800 222 626
LIC Housing Finance - ( 1800 440 005
SBI Mutual Fund - ( 1800 223 040
Sharekhan - ( 1800 227 500
Tata Mutual Fund - ( 1800 220 101

Leisure Travels
Club Mahindra Holidays - ( 1800 334 539
Cox & Kings - ( 1800 221 235
God TV Tours - ( 1800 442 777
Kerala Tourism - ( 1800 444 747
Kumarakom Lake Resort - ( 1800 445 030
Raj Travels & Tours - ( 1800 229 900
Sita Tours - ( 1800 111 911
SOTC Tours - ( 1800 223 344

Healthcare
Best on Health - ( 1800 11 8899
Dr Batras - ( 1800 11 6767
GlaxoSmithKline - ( 1800 22 8797
Johnson & Johnson - ( 1800 22 8111
Kaya Skin Clinic - ( 1800 22 5292
LifeCell - ( 1800 44 5323
Manmar Technologies - ( 1800 33 4420
Pfizer - ( 1800 442 442
Roche Accu-Chek - ( 1800 11 45 46
Rudraksha - ( 1800 21 4708
Varilux Lenses - ( 1800 44 8383
VLCC - ( 1800 33 1262
Insurance
AMP Sanmar - ( 1800 44 2200
Aviva - ( 1800 33 2244
Bajaj Allianz - ( 1800 22 5858
Chola MS General Insurance - ( 1800 44 5544
HDFC Standard Life - ( 1800 227 227
LIC - ( 1800 33 4433
Max New York Life - ( 1800 33 5577
Royal Sundaram - ( 1800 33 8899
SBI Life Insurance - ( 1800 22 9090
Teleshopping
Asian Sky Shop - ( 1800 22 1800
Jaipan Teleshoppe - ( 1800 11 5225
Tele Brands - ( 1800 11 8000
VMI Teleshopping - ( 1800 447 777
WWS Teleshopping - ( 1800 220 777
Others
Domino's Pizza - ( 1800 111 123
Cell Phones
BenQ - ( 1800 22 08 08
Bird CellPhones - ( 1800 11 7700
Motorola MotoAssist - ( 1800 11 1211
Nokia - ( 3030 3838
Sony Ericsson - ( 3901 1111

weird designed pendrive

2009-09-16T02:02:00.000-07:00

Active Media Products have now made an effort to spread awareness by offering a pack of three USB drives which are housed in the chassis of WWF endangered species namely a Panda drive, a Penguin drive and a Polar Bear drive that come packaged in an elegant gift box.

well we all respect the motive behind this kind of pendrives but seems weird to think how it looks when attach in USB drive :)

No offenses but cool designs

The Question is Can You Eat?

2009-09-14T08:09:00.000-07:00

Weird and Funny Cake:-

Who could take a bite? :D :D

[news]World's smallest laser created by scientists

2009-08-31T02:47:00.000-07:00

As reported by telegraph.co.uk
Scientists have created the world's smallest laser after they squeezed light into a space smaller than a protein molecule.

The breakthrough heralds a revolution in optical technology, paving the way to ''nanolasers'' that can probe and manipulate DNA, and super-fast computers and telecommunications.
''This work shatters traditional notions of laser limits, and makes a major advance toward applications in the biomedical, communications and computing fields,'' said Professor Xiang Zhang, who led the US team.

The new ''plasmon'' laser compresses light into a gap five nanometres wide, the size of a single protein molecule.
A key step forward was the ability to confine light in such a small space long enough for it to stabilise into a ''coherent'' laser state, with all its waves in step.
Plasmons are the wave-like motions of excited electrons on the surfaces of metals. Binding light to these oscillations allows it to be squeezed much further than would normally be the case.
''Plasmon lasers represent an exciting class of coherent light sources capable of extremely small confinement,'' said Prof Zhang, from the University of California (UC) at Berkeley.
''This work can bridge the worlds of electronics and optics at truly molecular length scales.''

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[news]Youngest PhD and shortest thesis

2009-08-31T02:38:00.000-07:00

BANGALORE: While his classmates struggled to solve a simple mathematical problem, Tathagat Avatar Tulsi would solve it in a jiffy. This child prodigy completed his high school when he was just nine years old. Continuing the trend, Tulsi completed a doctoral degree at 21 from the physics department, IISc. He has also applied for the `youngest doctorate (PhD) of India' and `shortest PhD thesis' in the Limca Book of Records. He joined IISc in 2002 when he was barely 15. Then he submitted his thesis on `Generalizations of the quantum search algorithm', which is just 33 pages long. "Despite the short length, the thesis is innovative enough to qualify as a PhD work. I was always interested in quantum computers and would like to develop software for it. Quantum computers will take us one step ahead in changing the world for the better," Tulsi told TOI. The thesis is based on his seven research publications in international scientific journals. Tulsi, who's from Patna, completed a BSc in Physics when he was 10 years old. He finished an MSc in Physics when he was 12 and became a Guinness World Record holder. Notably, he completed his degree and post-graduation courses with 68.5% and 70.5% respectively. "I never attended any coaching class. I depended on books. Also, I'm good in Mathematics and have a sharp memory. All these helped me," he revealed. He's also a recipient of national and international awards. He was listed among seven most gifted Asian youngsters by `Time' magazine. "I believe I have a gift. When I was young and while my friends were struggling to solve mathematical problems, I would solve those easily," Tulsi said. Perhaps, bagging the record for being the youngest PhD holder with the shortest thesis will be as easy for him.

Weird fact you found

2009-08-26T04:14:00.000-07:00

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weird fun with ROBO

2009-08-20T05:44:00.000-07:00

Reallya funny & weird video of ROBO having sex with toy teddy bear

Weird Math Humor

2009-08-20T05:29:00.000-07:00

Top 10 Excuses for Not Turning in Math Homework

10. It's Isaac Newton's birthday.
9. I couldn't decide whether i is the square root of -1 or i are the square root of -1.
8. I accidently divided by 0 and my paper burst into flames.
7. It's stuck inside a Klein bottle.
6. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook.
5. I had too much pi and got sick.
4. Someone already published it, so I didn't bother to write it up.
3. A four-dimensional dog ate it.
2. I have a solar calculator and it was cloudy.
1. There wasn't enough room to write it in the margin.

Top Ten Things That Math and Sex Have in Common

10. Explicit discussions of either topic is a faux pas at most ~censored~ parties.
9. Historically, men have been in control, but there are now efforts to get women more involved.
8. There are many joint results.
7. Both are prominent on college campuses, and are usually practiced indoors.
6. Most people wish they knew more about both subjects.
5. Both involve long and hard problems, and can produce interesting topology and geometry.
4. Both merit undivided attention, but mathematicians are prone to think about one while doing the other.
3. Saint Augustine was hostile to both, and Alan Turing took an unusual approach to both.
2. Both typically begin with a lot of hard work and end with a great but brief reward.
1. Professionals are generally viewed with suspicion, and most do not earn high pay.

Definitions of Terms Commonly Used in Math

CLEARLY: I don't want to write down all the in-between steps.

TRIVIAL: If I have to show you how to do this, you're in the wrong class.

OBVIOUSLY: I hope you weren't sleeping when we discussed this earlier, because I refuse to repeat it.

RECALL: I shouldn't have to tell you this, but for those of you who erase your memory tapes after every test, here it is again.

WITHOUT LOSS OF GENERALITY: I'm not about to do all the possible cases, so I'll do one and let you figure out the rest.

ONE MAY SHOW: One did, his name was Gauss.

IT IS WELL KNOWN: See "Mathematische Zeitschrift'', vol XXXVI, 1892.

CHECK FOR YOURSELF: This is the boring part of the proof, so you can do it on your own time.

SKETCH OF A PROOF: I couldn't verify the details, so I'll break it down into parts I couldn't prove.

HINT: The hardest of several possible ways to do a proof.

BRUTE FORCE: Four special cases, three counting arguments, two long inductions, and a partridge in a pair tree.

SOFT PROOF: One third less filling (of the page) than your regular proof, but it requires two extra years of course work just to understand the terms.

ELEGANT PROOF: Requires no previous knowledge of the subject, and is less than ten lines long.

SIMILARLY: At least one line of the proof of this case is the same as before.

CANONICAL FORM: 4 out of 5 mathematicians surveyed recommended this as the final form for the answer.

THE FOLLOWING ARE EQUIVALENT: If I say this it means that, and if I say that it means the other thing, and if I say the other thing...

BY A PREVIOUS THEOREM: I don't remember how it goes (come to think of it, I'm not really sure we did this at all), but if I stated it right, then the rest of this follows.

TWO LINE PROOF: I'll leave out everything but the conclusion.

BRIEFLY: I'm running out of time, so I'll just write and talk faster.

LET'S TALK THROUGH IT: I don't want to write it on the board because I'll make a mistake.

PROCEED FORMALLY: Manipulate symbols by the rules without any hint of their true meaning.

QUANTIFY: I can't find anything wrong with your proof except that it won't work if x is 0.

FINALLY: Only ten more steps to go...

Q.E.D. : T.G.I.F.

PROOF OMITTED: Trust me, it's true.

A Math Romance

They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections. "Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit. After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, because it was an improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square. She approached her ex, so they diverged.

Top Ten Reasons to Become a Statistician

10. Deviation is considered normal.
9. We feel complete and sufficient.
8. We are mean lovers.
7. Statisticians do it discretely and continuously.
6. We are right 95% of the time.
5. We can safely comment on someone's posterior distribution.
4. We may not be normal but we are transformable.
3. We never have to say we are certain.
2. We are honestly significantly different.
1. No one wants our jobs.

Top Ten Math Major Pick-Up Lines

10. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
9. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
8. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
7. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
6. Wanna come back to my room....and see my 733mhz Pentium?
5. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
4. Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
3. I wish I was your derivative because then I would be tangent to your curves.
2. I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
1. Would you like to see my log?

Weird and funny computer stupidities

2009-08-20T05:17:00.000-07:00

Operating Systems

Most computer users understand that you need an operating system to use a computer practically, even if it is not clear why. But many users don't.

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* Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today?"
* Customer: "A computer."

A girl walked into the computer center where I work. She said she was having problems with her Mac. I asked what kind of Mac she had. In an indignant voice, she replied, "Duh, Intosh."

* Tech Support: "What operating system are you running? Windows 95?"
* Customer: (a little too excited) "95, 97, 98, I've got them all!"

After conferring with her husband, it turned out she owned a Macintosh with System 8.1.

* Tech Support: "What version of Windows are you running?"
* Customer: "I got the computer in 2003, so I think it's a Windows 2003. Or maybe it's a Windows 2004? I got it late in the year."
* Tech Support: "Um, ok."
* Customer: "Is that wrong?"
* Tech Support: "No, no, that sounds about right. Tell me, would you know what service pack you have for that?"
* Customer: "Well, when I got to the register, the young man who rang me up said was about the 5th person to buy it. So it might be service pack 5."

* Tech Support: "Do you know what operating system you're on?"
* Customer: "Hmmm...what would be a good answer?"

* Customer: "I don't use DOS. What would happen if I deleted that directory?"

One time I had to walk a Windows 95 user through a particular procedure.

* Me: "First you need to open DOS-prompt. I'll guide you--"
* Customer: "MY COMPUTER DOES NOT HAVE DOS! YOU THINK I RUN THAT ANCIENT SOFTWARE?" (click)

* My Friend: "I just installed Windows 98."
* Me: "Cool. But...it's 2001. Why not Windows 2000 or wait for XP to come out?"
* My Friend: "Oh, 98 is more easily hacked, so I want it."
* Me: "You want to get hacked?"
* My Friend: "Yes! Wouldn't you?"
* Me: "No...."
* My Friend: "When you get hacked you get a lot of money! That's a good thing!"
* Me: "???"

* My Friend: "What's your operating system?"
* Me: "Linux."
* My Friend: "You better uninstall it!"
* Me: "Why?"
* My Friend: "The government uses Linux to look through your computer and see your every move. They use it as a security camera into your world."
* Me: "Sure...."

* Friend: "I heard about this thing called 'Linux'."
* Me: "Oh, I use Linux."
* Friend: "What is it?"
* Me: "An operating system."
* Friend: "Like Firefox?"

* Friend: "Does Windows 98 support Linux?"

* Customer: "Do you sell Mac OS X for Windows?"

Overheard in a classroom:

* Student: "How much do Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?"

* Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"
* Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."
* Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"

* Friend: "Hey, cool Mac! Does it have Windows!?"
* Me: (incredulous stare)
* Friend: "Oh, wait, that was stupid. All Macs have Windows."

* Customer: (angrily) "You said I would get 98 windows with this computer. Where are they?"

* Tech Support: "What version of Windows do you have installed?"
* Customer: "... Double glazed."

A customer called in with modem problems.

* Tech Support: "Ok, we're going to check your modem settings. First thing we need to do is make sure all programs are closed."
* Customer: "How do I know if everything is closed?"
* Me: "Make sure all windows are closed."
* Customer: "But...I'm in the basement. I don't have any windows here."

Lucky me, I made it to the the mute button in time!

I can't even count how many people I argue with about this, yet they insist there is an operating system call "Windows 95 NT."

One day I got a call toward the end of the day from a sales rep in Chicago who couldn't get his computer to boot up. We went round and round for about two hours -- nothing worked. I was ready to pull my hair out, but I don't like losing. To lighten the tension of the moment, I started chitchatting with him as we're waiting to see if the machine will restart. He has an IBM ThinkPad, and I told him how much I like mine.

* Him: "Yeah, they're ok, but I travel a lot, and I got tired of the darn thing being so heavy, so I installed Windows CE to make it lighter."

* Me: "Do you know what the registry is?"
* Friend: "Oh, yes. I take the registry apart and put it back together all the time."

I was calling to sign up with a new DSL provider. When the guy asked what operating system I was using, I said, "Linux." I was put on hold for five minutes, and then a supervisor came back and told me, "You can't use Linux to connect to the Internet. It's a hacker tool, anyway." I almost fell out of my chair.

In about 1993, Cambridge University had a few rooms of 486s, for use by members of the University. You could get into the rooms at any time of day if you had a key, and the site security would walk around every hour or so at night.

One policy, introduced after a few too many noisy games of network Doom, was that playing games wasn't allowed. One evening, however, I saw someone using eXceed (an X-Windows server for Microsoft Windows) to run Motif. Apparently he was doing something on one of the UNIX machines over the network. The security guard came up behind him, and the conversation went something like this:

* Security Guard: "Could you stop that -- you're not allowed to play games in here."
* Student: "This isn't a game."
* Security Guard: "You can't fool me. That's not work."
* Student: "Yes, it is. I'm a computer science student -- I've got a deadline later this week."
* Security Guard: "That doesn't look like work to me. I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
* Student: "What? I'm working. I'm working quietly. Why do I have to leave?"
* Security Guard: "You're playing a game, and you're lying to me. Out. Now. Before I turn this machine off."

Even the other two people in the room couldn't persuade the security bloke that it wasn't a game.

Overheard in a software shop:

* Woman #1: "What this Linux thing?"
* Woman #2: "It's a program that if you have it on your computer, you can't turn the computer off."
* Woman #1: "Oh."

Last year, the temp agency I was working for was arranging a contract for me, and some additional "computer skills" tests were necessary. The branch manager asked what kind of computer I was comfortable with. I said, "Windows PC," although I had used several others. She cut in right then and asked, "Word or Excel?"

* Customer: "I installed Windows 98 on my computer, and it doesn't work."
* Tech Support: "Ok, what happens when you turn on your computer?"
* Customer: "Boy, are you listening? I said it doesn't work."
* Tech Support: "Well, what happens when you TRY to turn it on?"
* Customer: "Look, I'm not a computer person. Talk regular English, not this computer talk, ok?"
* Tech Support: "Ok, let's assume your computer is turned off, and you just sat down in front of it, and want to use it. What do you do?"
* Customer: "Don't talk like I'm stupid, boy. I turn it on."
* Tech Support: "And then what happens?"
* Customer: "What do you mean?"
* Tech Support: "Does anything appear on your monitor? I mean, the TV part."
* Customer: "The same thing I saw last time I tried."
* Tech Support: "And that is what?"
* Customer: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
* Tech Support: "Yes, sir. What is on your screen?"
* Customer: "A bunch of little pictures."
* Tech Support: "Ok, in the upper left corner, do you see 'My Computer'."
* Customer: "No, all I see is that little red circle thing with the chunk out of it."
* Tech Support: "You mean an apple?"
* Customer: "I guess it kind of looks like an apple."

Then it took me fifteen minutes to convince him that he had a Mac. Even after showing him "About this Macintosh." I spent another fifteen minutes trying to convince him that Windows 98 wouldn't work on his Mac. He said it should work because Windows 98 is for PCs, and he had a PowerPC. I think he's still trying to get it to read that CD, because I never could convince him.

Two night forepersons at our company were discussing our new computer network after just having been to a brief orientation session. One of them wanted to know what "windows" were, so I explained. Just as she seemed to be catching on to the concept, the other foreperson piped up. "Well that's great, because we have ninety-five windows on there!"

* Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"
* Customer: "Are you crazy woman, it's twenty below outside..."

* Co-Worker: "What version of DOS does UNIX run?"

* Tech Support: "How can I help you?"
* Customer: "Well, everything is working fine, but there is one program that is not."
* Tech Support: "What program is it?"
* Customer: "It's called 'MSDOS Prompt'."
* Tech Support: "What's wrong with it?"
* Customer: "Well, I click on it, a black screen shows up with NOTHING but a sign that reads: 'C:\WINDOWS>', and it just sits there and doesn't do anything. I have to turn off the system to go back to Windows."

For my work-study job, I work tech support at a small college. One night I was working Help Desk and the phone rings. I pick it up to have a student telling me she can't get the computer to work.

* Me: "What operating system are you running?"
* Student: "Hunh?"
* Me: "Do you have a Mac or a PC?"
* Student: "Um, I don't know."
* Me: "Ok. What does the screen look like?"
* Student: "It's yellow."
* Me: "Ok. What does it say on the computer CPU?"
* Student: "What's that?"
* Me: "The big grey box."
* Student: "It doesn't say anything."
* Me: "Never mind that...do you have a little 'Start' button at the bottom of the monitor?"
* Student: "Monitor?"
* Me: "The thing that looks like a TV sceen sitting on the grey box."
* Student: "Oh! That! No. No start button."
* Me: "Ok. Is there a little apple symbol anywhere on the screen?"
* Student: (very puzzled) "Why would I have fruit on my computer?"

Back in the early days of Windows 95:

* Customer: "I have Windows Thirty One."
* Tech Support: "Ok, this program requires either Windows 95 or Win32s. Do you have Win32s on your system?"
* Customer: "No, I have Windows Thirty One, not Thirty Two."
* Tech Support: "Windows 3.1 is the operating system. Win32s is a program that makes your computer fast like Windows 95."
* Customer: "What's Windows Ninety Five got to do with it?"
* Tech Supprort: "You need either Windows 95 or Win32s to run this."
* Customer: "I HAVE THIRTY ONE! WHY WON'T IT WORK?"
* Tech Support: (giving up) "Ma'am, your computer is too old. Buy a new one with Windows 95."
* Customer: "I've heard about Windows Three Hundred and Eleven. Wouldn't that be better than Ninety Five?"

My father decided that it would be a nice surprise to install Windows 95 on my seven year old computer. He had one of his employees give him step-by-step written instructions but neglected to mention that my computer is so old. When I got home he had Windows 95 installed and was struggling to install the first piece of software.

* My Dad: "It says there's insufficient disk space. How much stuff to you have on the hard drive?"
* Me: "It was almost full. You shouldn't have been able to get Windows 95 on there."
* My Dad: "Well, I just followed these instructions."

I looked at the instructions and saw that he had backed up everything and wiped the hard drive.

* Me: "If you followed these instruction properly, the only thing on the hard drive should be Windows 95. How much space does that take up?"
* My Dad: "It doesn't take up any space. It's an operating system."
* Me: "No, it takes up a lot of space, and it shouldn't even be able to fit on this computer."
* My Dad: "No, you don't know what you're talking about. The problem is that you have too many files. You have to delete some of them."
* Me: "You already deleted all my files. They're on that stack of disks now."
* My Dad: "Yes, and those disks are taking up too much space."

A friend just got his new Aptiva/Win98 system and bought a bunch of software to go along with it. He installed everything, then complained that when he started his computer up, the screen was so cluttered he was having a hard time finding his desktop. I talked him through the process of making his desktop a more simple place by turning off fancy wallpaper, toolbars, and so on. He rebooted and said it was just as bad as it ever was. Sighing, I took a quick trip over to look at it.

Somewhat to my amazement, I discovered that every time the computer booted up, a half dozen or so program groups opened up on the desktop, and all sorts of programs were spilling their menu contents onto the screen. After some poking around, I discovered that he had installed everything -- everything -- into his StartUp folder.

I asked him why he installed all his programs in there. He said, "Well, I wanted to be sure they'd start up when I needed them, so...."

My father likes to delete things from the Windows System directory because he's convinced that's where the swap file lurks. I have to reinstall Windows 95 almost every day.

A friend of mine had an old system with a small hard drive and not much memory, so she continued to use Windows 3.1 rather than suffer under the strain of Windows 95/98.

She called me one day to help her because her computer will no longer run Windows. Past experience had taught me most of her computer problems were self-inflicted, so I asked her what she had done to the computer recently.

* Her: "Well, I needed more space from the hard drive so I could get more JPGs and WAVs from my friends on mIRC."
* Me: "Ok, so what did you do?"
* Her: "I just deleted all the blank files from my computer."
* Me: "Blank files?"
* Her: "Yes, blank files. I deleted tham all."
* Me: "What exactly is a blank file?"
* Her: "When you run File Manager, every file shows a picture. I just deleted all the ones with the blank page picture."

Say goodbye to every .DLL and unassociated file on her system. She was somewhat indignant when she found out she would have to find some Windows 3.1 install diskettes and reinstall every piece of software she wanted to use.

Back in the early nineties, when I was doing PC/LAN support, I was approached by a nervous salesman. He was very concerned because Excel did not work on his computer anymore. I asked when it had stopped working and what he had done. He explained that he had tried to speed Excel up by deleting some spreadsheet files that he did not need, hoping that that would boost performance.

Now, whenever a user gets into trouble after deleting something, this usually needs immediate attention. So I asked him to tell me exactly what he deleted. The horrifying answer was that he had used the File Manager to delete all Excel files he found -- you know, files of type EXE.

I went pale. He said, "That was bad, huh?"

About two months ago, a client called in screaming profanities at me and demanding that I either give him a refund on his one year old system or send a technician out to repair it immediately. His problem was that the taskbar was on the right-hand side of his screen, and he couldn't get it back to the bottom.

A few days ago, a client called in wondering why he couldn't delete items off the Windows desktop. It was soon discovered that he'd already dragged Internet Explorer, MS Outlook, and a few other items off into the recycle bin, and was trying to delete 'My Computer' and 'Network Neighborhood.'

I saw two older looking ladies trying to figure out the computers at a local store. I knew one of them would say something that I could send to Computer Stupidities, so I tried to listen in.

* Woman 1: "What is that little trash can on the screen?"
* Woman 2: "My son says that is call the 'recycle bin'. He tells me when I don't want a Word document anymore and I delete it, it really goes in there."
* Woman 1: "Why in the recycle thingy? Can't you just erase it?"
* Woman 2: "Oh no, Word wouldn't work for very long if I did that, I would run out of blank pages."
* Woman 1: "Why?"
* Woman 2: "Because it cleans the words off the pages, then sends the blank sheets back to Word so they can be used again. That's why it's called the recycle bin."

My coworker (who uses Windows 95) was having trouble downloading a self-extracting archive off the net. In an attempt to make it easier to open the file with WinZIP, he associated *.EXE with WinZIP.

Nothing worked after that. Every program he tried to run would load WinZIP first. He couldn't even run REGEDIT to delete the association.

He ultimately had to reinstall Windows 95 and all his programs.

From a Windows 95 user:

* Customer: "I think my computer doesn't know what it is doing."
* Tech Support: (pause) "Why? What is the problem with the system?"
* Customer: "Well, it keeps asking me, 'What is this?'"

* Customer: "I keep getting an error message whenever I try using the MSDOS mode in Windows 95."
* Tech Support: "Can you describe what happens?"
* Customer: "Well, I keep getting a black screen with an error message saying, 'C:\WINDOWS>'."

* Customer: "Something's wrong with my computer."
* Tech Support: "Like what?"
* Customer: "When I turn it on the screen goes all black."
* Tech Support: "Totally black?"
* Customer: "Yes."
* Tech Support: "Does it say 'C:\>' in the corner?"
* Customer: "Yes."
* Tech Support: "Then it's not really all black, is it?"
* Customer: "I guess not."
* Tech Support: "Type 'win' and press the enter key."

I work at an office supply store. When Windows 98 came out, we had a sale on new computer systems. There were more than a few people who were completely taken in by buzzwords and had no idea what they were talking about. The worst case was a person who spent five or ten minutes looking through Windows Explorer, apparently trying to find something. Trying to make the sale, I stayed with her, helping her when necessary. Eventually, I asked to know what she was looking for. "I'm trying to run Windows 98," she said.

Read in a message board of a local BBS: "I try to avoid using Microsoft. That's why I use MS-DOS."

* Tech Support: "What software are you using to backup?
* Customer: "Ms. Dos." (spoken like it was a person, like Mr. Dos or Mrs. Dos)
* Tech Support: "What, are you just copying the files with the xcopy or copy command?"
* Customer: "Oh, no I use Ms. Backup for that."

At least three people from our company have come to me panicked, almost crying. They all say, "I think I just erased a program!! Help!!" In reality, it turns out they just minimized the window. When I open it again, they gasp, "What did you DO?!?!?"

We maintain a 24 hour, 800 number call desk for our maintenance contract customers, a very expensive undertaking. Non-contract customers can call as well, but our per-call maintenance charge is $250/hour, with a minimum of three hours. If you only call us occasionally, it's a lot cheaper than a contract, but it's clearly designed to discourage trivial calls.

In 1996 a per-call customer called. "What does MSDOS stand for?" she asked. We told her. Her firm paid the $750 bill without demur.

One time a user was trying to clean up his hard drive. He saw a folder called "system" which took up lots of space but only had a few things in it. So he moved the fonts and sounds to a new location and deleted everything else.

One of our users, upon receiving his new computer, deleted most of the files in the system area. He said he didn't know what those files did, so he got rid of them. For some strange reason, the system refused to work properly afterward.

Had a user that called the other day, complaining that all her files were "garbage" and that I should take her computer back and fix them. It turned out she was looking at system files. She couldn't read the binary code and assumed, therefore, that the files were corrupted.

I was asked to fix Word Perfect once, when it had apparently "just quit working." They didn't know why, but it didn't take long for me to find the problem. They had cleaned up their hard drive by erasing all binary files because "they weren't readable."

One user -- a regular caller of ours -- got herself into some serious computer trouble when she set about cleaning up her system. She had been exploring the hard drive in the file manager and discovered hundreds of files in the Windows directory with all different file extensions. Being of an orderly mind, and with several hours of free time, she had created a TXT folder, a COM folder, a DLL folder, and so forth, and moved all the files into these subdirectories.

* Me: "You really should exit Windows before you shut down."
* Friend: "Why?"
* Me: "Well, otherwise you could end up with fragmented files and hard drive errors and that sort of thing."
* Friend: "Oh well. Who cares about hard drive errors?"

* Customer: "My machine won't do anything."
* Tech Support: "What's on the screen right now?"
* Customer: "It's frozen, it's showing my Windows desktop."
* Tech Support: "Try hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete, tell me what happens."
* Customer: (taptaptap) "Nothing."
* Tech Support: "Did you hit all of them at once?"
* Customer: "Umm...just a second." (taptaptap) "I did that time. Nothing happened."
* Tech Support: "Try it again."
* Customer: (taptaptap) "No, it's just sitting there."
* Tech Support: "Move the mouse around. What happens?"
* Customer: "Nothing, the arrow doesn't move."
* Tech Support: "Ok, last try, hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete again."
* Customer: "Still nothing."
* Tech Support: "Hit your numlock key. Does the light flash?"
* Customer: "No."
* Tech Support: "Ok, you're going to have to shut your computer off. Just press the power button, wait for a couple of seconds, and turn it on again."
* Customer: "I've heard that's bad for Windows."
* Tech Support: "Um, well, you can't do anything else, right?"
* Customer: "No."
* Tech Support: "Well, you can't hurt it any worse then."
* Customer: "But I've heard it's bad for Windows to just shut it off without shutting down first."
* Tech Support: "Yes, but it's locked up. There's nothing else you can do."
* Customer: "Will it hurt my Windows?"
* Tech Support: "Probably no worse than it already was by locking up."
* Customer: "Well...ok...but if it doesn't work, will you come over and fix it for me?"

There is a gradeschooler who lives in an apartment complex down the street for whom I built a 486 some time ago. It's running Windows 95, and I am forced to fix it for him constantly. One day he called me up and said that his computer is opening up all of his files. I grabbed my coat and hat and popped over to see what he had done to the poor thing. He had selected everything on his desktop and made shortcuts of them in a new folder on the desktop, in the quick-launch, and, worst of all, his startup folder. Imagine booting all the MS Office 97 applications at startup on a 486...quite painful.

I put my foot in my mouth rather firmly once. I was teaching a new user some basic UNIX commands just so she could get around on the computer when she needed to. I thought I was doing pretty well, but, in a moment of self-doubt, she said that she didn't think she'd ever learn how to use a computer. My feeble attempt at consoling her follows:

* Me: "Don't worry. You'll get the hang of it. When I first started using UNIX, I didn't even know how to change directories!"
* Her: "What's a directory?"

* Customer: "File manager? What's that?"
* Tech Support: "How long have you had your computer?"
* Customer: "Three years."

Talking to a Mac user:

* Tech Support: "When was the last time you rebuilt the desktop?"
* Customer: "Did what?"
* Tech Support: "How long have you owned this computer?"
* Customer: "Four years."

A customer walked into the computer store I work in, wanting to return a computer.

* Me: "Sure, is it defective?"
* Customer: "No, that's not the problem. When I took it home and turned it on, I realized it was only half programmed."
* Me: [scratching head] "What do you mean by half programmed?"
* Customer: "Well, look at the computer on display." [points to the Windows 95 desktop] "Do you see how all the programs are on the left side of the computer?"
* Me: [biting tongue] "Well, you are right sir, I will take your computer back."

I decided the moron had to solve his life before he could buy a computer.

A guy at our company asked to have Lotus Notes installed on his Mac. He said he'd be away for a couple days, and I could install it then. When I went to do it, there wasn't enough disk space, but there was about 96 megs in the trash. Ah, I thought, he's forgotten to empty it.

When the user returned to work, he came straight to see me after switching on his machine.

* Him: "Where're all my files?"
* Me: "What files?"
* Him: "The ones I was keeping in the trash."

Recently, I had a guy from the local tech school come in for an interview for my computer assistant job opening. I was taking him around the office, trying my best to explain to him what my job entails and what he'd be doing if he worked for me. One of the very first things I showed him was our NT server, which runs Wincenter Pro, a third-party enhanced version of Windows NT Server which allows us to have multiple people logged into the same NT box and to start up a remote NT session from an X-Windows desktop. He was pretty impressed by that, having been trained in a vanilla NT environment. The next thing I showed him was one of our old DG 300 UNIX workstations. He scoffed along with me when I explained that the workstation used an old 16mhz Motorola processor, so it was not exactly fast. The interview seemed to be going well up to this point, with the guy seeming to understand most of the stuff I was throwing out (even the stuff I wasn't too sure about myself) until I happened to mention that the DG workstation, along with all the other workstations and servers in our office (save the NT server, of course) ran DG/UX 5.4R3.10:

* Me: "Yeah, and this thing runs DG/UX 5.4R3.10."
* Him: "What's that?"

He stares blankly. My heart sinks.

* Him: "So does that run as a thread under NT?"
* Me: "No. It's an OS. It just runs by itself."
* Him: "Oh oh, so you start up NT, then--"
* Me: "No. UNIX. It's an operating system. It runs by itself, not under NT."

He stares blankly. So much for this prospective employee.

Two girls walked into the University's Linux cluster one time. They were obviously unfamiliar with computers and chatted with each other trying to figure everything out. I was doing my own work and had tuned out a lot of the conversation, but at one point one of them turned to me and asked how to get into Windows. "Type startx," I replied, for the Linux machines booted to a shell prompt, and you had to type "startx" to get into X-Windows. I never did find out if that worked for them or not, but they spent quite some time trying to correlate the instructions they had on paper (presumably given out in one of their classes) with what they were seeing on the screen. A full hour and a half passed, and finally one of them turned to me again and asked if this was the Microsoft Windows cluster. "No," I replied, "that's downstairs." It was hard to stifle the laughter until they were gone. An hour and a half before they realized they weren't even using the right operating system. Wow.

A lab technician (legendary, where I work) deleted a large and seemingly useless file named /vmunix from a Sun workstation. (This file is the UNIX operating system image.) The machine worked fine until I tried to reboot it.

In what seems more and more like another life, some 15 years ago, I was an assistant in a computer lab belonging to the computer science department of my university. The lab consisted of a bunch of 286 IBM PS/2s with only a 3.5" floppy drive -- they had to boot with an operating system disk and then put in the program disk, and so forth.

One day a student was having problems booting up the computer. I went to see what was happening, because she was becoming increasingly vocal about the quality of the hardware and the incompetence of the people (me) who were supposed to maintain it. I found that she was trying to boot off a floppy with no operating system. So I tried to tell her that she needed a DOS diskette to boot the computer.

* Her: "Why?"
* Me: "Well, because without the operating system the computer just cannot work."
* Her: "But I don't need the operating system."
* Me: "I assure you, you do."
* Her: "No, you don't understand, I've already passed the operating systems exam. I'm preparing the coursework for simulation theory, so I don't need an operating system. I already passed. Really."
* Me: "I'm not talking about the exam. I am talking about the operating system for the computer."
* Her: "Why on earth should I want to put an operating system on the computer when I have already passed the exam? I need to study simulation theory, not operating systems! The arrogance! Now you want to tell me what I should study? You don't think I passed the exam on my merits alone? Huh?"

She stormed out of the lab and filed a formal complaint with the department's secretary. The worst part was that I got reprimanded, because, apparently, the senior management didn't know any better than she did. Yes, she graduated a couple of years later.

weird but interesting facts

2009-08-20T05:11:00.000-07:00

In the
1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed
to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
Hence we have 'the rule
of thumb'

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Many years ago in
Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen
Only...Ladies Forbidden'.. .and thus, the word GOLF entered
into the English language.

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The first couple to
be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma
Flintstone.

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Every day more money
is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.
Treasury.

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Men can read smaller
print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was
originally green.
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It is impossible to lick
your elbow.
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The State with the
highest percentage of people who walk to work:

Alaska
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The percentage of
Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get
this...)

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The percentage of
North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising
a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:

$ 16,400
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The average number
of people airborne over the U.S. in any given
hour:

61,000
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Intelligent people
have more zinc and copper in their hair..

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The first novel ever
writ ten on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco
Cable cars are the only mobile National
Monuments..

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Each king in a deck
of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander,
the Great

Diamonds - Julius
Caesar
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111,111,111 x
111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321
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If a statue in the
park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air,
the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in
the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died
of natural causes

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Only two people
signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock
and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but
the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

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Q. Half of all
Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners
name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested?

A.
Obsession

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Q.. If you were to
spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
would find the letter 'A'?

A. O ne
thousand
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Q. What do
bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers have in common?

A. All were invented
by women.

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Q. What is the only
food that doesn't spoil?

A.
Honey
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Q. Which day are
there more collect calls than any other day of the
year?

A. Father's
Day
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In Shakespeare's
time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened,
making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the
phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight'
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It was the accepted
practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the
wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with
all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because
their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the
honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale
is ordered by pints and quarts..... So in old England , when
customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind
your pints and quarts, and settle down.'

It's where we get
the phrase 'mind your=2 0P's and Q's'

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Many years ago in
England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or
handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill ,
they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle'
is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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At least 75% of
people who read this will try to lick their
elbow!

Believe it or not, you can read
it.

I cdnuolt blveiee
taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the
ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the
first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This
is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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YOU
KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...

1.. You accidentally
enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't
played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list
of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
three.

4. You e-mail the
person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for
not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in
your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial
on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8.. Leaving the house
without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first
20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in
the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee

11. You start
tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You're reading
this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you
know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

14. You are too busy
to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually
scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list

Weird Idea to delay plane

2009-08-20T03:15:00.000-07:00

Late passenger makes hoax bomb call to delay plane

A businessman running behind schedule triggered a bomb scare on an plane in a desperate attempt to catch his flight, Indian police said today.

Vijay Khandelwal, 35, was stuck in a traffic jam on the way to New Delhi airport last week when he realised he would miss the IndiGo plane to Kolkata unless it was held up, senior police officerSatyendra Garg said.

Khandelwal was arrested after he confessed to making a hoax call on his mobile phone.

"Just to delay the flight's departure, he telephoned the call centre of the airline and announced there was a bomb in the aircraft," Mr Garg said.

Security officials at the airport were alerted, and began an major emergency operation to search passengers and luggage.

Police arrested Khandelwal by tracing his mobile number and taking a statement from his taxi driver, who had overheard him making the hoax call and refused to drop him at the airport.

Authorities declared the emergency over after 90 minutes and the plane took off four hours late - without Khandelwal.

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Well this was really a weird idea to delay the plane, but one should not do such troublesome activities as its harmful for the creators as well as for the others also.

One should play prank because its for one but not like this one which create problem. Hope So that Mr. Khandelwal would had learn the lesson and you all would also learn some thing from it.

But without weirdness, craziness, life would be totally dull. So dont stop using your weird and crazy ideas in your practical life.

[VID]weird and funny Flight Attendant doing raps !!!!!

2009-08-19T03:57:00.000-07:00

Instead of another boring flight announcement...This Airline attendant makes flying a lot more interesting!!

subtitle provided you by: tupues007!!! many thx!!!!!
latest version by: dragontsupei also thank you!!!

This is flight 372 on SWA
The flight attendants on board serving you today
Teresa in the middle, David in the back,
My name is David and Im here to tell you that,
Shortly after takeoff, first things first
Theres soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst
But if you want another kind of drink, then just holler
Alcoholic beverages will be 4 dollars
If a monster energy drink is your plan
Thatll be 3 dollars and you get the whole can
We wont take your cash, You gotta pay with plastic
If you have a coupon then thats fantastic
We know youre ready to get to new places
Open up the bench, put away your suitcases
Carry on items go under the seat
In front of you so none of you have things by your feet
If you have a seat on a row with an exit
Were gonna talk to you, so you might as well expect it
You gotta help evacuate in case we need you
If you dont wanna then were gonna reseat you
Before we leave, our advice is
Put away your electronic devices
Fasten your seatbelt, then put your trays up
Press the button to make the seatback raise up
Sit back relax have a good time
Its almost time to go, so Im done with the rhyme
Thank you for the fact that I wasnt ignored
This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard

Top 10 weird attractions

2009-08-12T05:42:00.001-07:00

1. The Great Whipped Cream Battle - Olomouc, Czech Republic

Fluff flies during this highlight of Olomouc's week-long city festival.

"Volunteers are divided into opposing teams and asked to arm themselves with trays of cream. There's a countdown and then the teams rush towards each other. When the teams meet each other in the centre, the cream starts to fly."

2. The Modern Toilet Restaurant - Taipei, Taiwan

Find good food for less than $10 at this Taipei eatery - provided you don't mind eating out of a (replica) toilet bowl.

"Eating here was a very unique dining experience to say the least. You are seated at a bathtub (your table) surrounded by toilets (your seats). Your food comes in your own sizzling toilet bowl."

3. Eeyore's Birthday - Austin, Texas

In Austin, adults and kids alike use Winnie the Pooh's fictional friend as an excuse to party.

"Eeyore's Birthday has been celebrated for more than 40 years here in Austin. Admission is free and money raised from the sale of food, drinks, face-painting, etc. is donated to local non-profits. The celebration is held in Pease Park, close to downtown and accessible from the Shoal Creek hike and bike trail."

4. Sourtoe Cocktail - Dawson City, Yukon

Anyone with a strong stomach can gain entry into the Downtown Hotel's Sourtoe Cocktail Club by sipping a drink containing one of the hotel's preserved human toes. Make it a big sip; rules say your lips must touch the salted toe.

"So now I am a member of an exclusive club,/Of those who drank a toe that was just a shriveled stub,/And then I promptly left the bar,/To get my toothbrush and mouthwash and proceed to scrub!"

5. Cabbages and Condoms Restaurant - Bangkok, Thailand

The restaurant's name raises eyebrows, but it's all for a good cause.

"Don't be misled by the restaurant's odd name or put off by the array of contraceptive devices for sale. This very popular place raises funds for the Population & Community Development Association, the country's family-planning program. The complex is a restaurant, bar, Internet cafe, massage shop, and gift shop all rolled into one. All diners get a condom with coffee, instead of an after-dinner mint."

6. Shrove Tuesday Pancake Races - London, England

Pancake races have characterized Shrove Tuesday in the UK for centuries; at this one, all you need is a team and a crazy costume, and you have a shot at stardom.

"As far as I know, the Shoreditch Shrove Tuesday pancake races are as close as London gets to the much-hyped extravaganzas of Rio or New Orleans. In addition, unlike their over-the-top cousins, you can enjoy a ringside view of the whole event and it is all over in less than half an hour. And you are unlikely to get sunstroke or a hangover."

7. Shot Cafe - Riga, Latvia

Drink a toast to modern Latvia at the lounge where a bathroom break brings joy to travelers.

"Shot Cafe has the best toilet EVER. It seems a big boast to make, but the loo here has to be seen to be believed. Mood lighting turned the bathroom from a deep blood-red to a vibrant green to a shadowy blue to a piercing white. The toilet seat was clear perspex inset with gilded barbed wire and razor blades. We fell in love with that toilet."

8. Hakone Kowakien Yunessun Wine Spa - Hakone, Japan

Nurse yourself - and your favorite beverage - in a red wine pool in the shadow of Mt. Fuji.

"I believe one would either love or hate the Yunessun Spa with intensity. Some may admire the ingenuity of the Japanese in developing such charismatic, uniquely themed spas in the arms of magnificent Hakone scenery. Others might find these creations tacky and contrived."

9. Cafe Gratitude - San Francisco, California

Order a plate of "we are bountiful" (aka crackers and spreads) at the San Francisco eatery that aims to fill your being as much as your stomach.

"This is a very, very weird place. I just can't get beyond the names of the food. They all have fake "affirmations" so when you get something like their large salad you have to say, "I'd like the I AM ABUNDANT." It might be slow because they have to ask you between courses things like, "And what are YOU grateful for today?" You HAVE to answer, depending on the rigidity of the server, before you can get your food."

10. Cockroach Races - Brisbane, Australia

Each Australia Day, Brisbane's Story Bridge Hotel encourages visitors to "BYO Roach" for its creepy-crawly cockroach races.

"The bagpipers led the sponsor girls onto the racing surface (a bit like a boxing bout) along with the cockroaches, where the MC read the contestants' names to the crowd. The names were very creative and can't be repeated here."

Weird and odd pictures

2009-08-12T04:35:00.001-07:00

While surfing through the net just came across some weird pictures. some are odd but some are really funny.

Miss USA Kristen Dalton, Miss Great Britain Clair Cooper and Miss Japan Emiri Miyasaka pose for the national costume event of Miss Universe 2009. The competition will see contestants from 84 countries vie for the coveted crown in the Bahamas on 28 August.

Fred Thomas, from Skinner's Brewery, in Truro, Cornwall, enjoys a pint of beer at the CAMRA Great British Beer Festival in London. Visitors can sample more than 450 real ales, ciders and foreign beers from around the world from 4 until 8 August 2009

Tracy Hood Davis (top left) got her own back on her husband Donessa by persuading the women he was having an affair with - Therese Ziemann, Michelle Belliveau and Wendy Sewell - to glue his penis to his leg

Tillman the skateboarding bulldog poses on the red carpet for the US premiere of X Games 3D: The Movie in LA. The action sports film stars skate pros Bob Burnquist and Danny Way

Which hat do you prefer? Mary Rose Gormley went for the lipstick look at the Summer Festival at Galway racecourse, while a model shows off a creation by designer Laura Martinez at the Colombia Moda fashion show.

It was a big day for ghoulish recruitment as ex-estate agent Carole Bohanan got the sought after job as the new witch of Wookey Hole Caves. Meanwhile, Jeremiah O'Connor and Louie McKenna got £30,000 a year jobs as zombies at The London Bridge Experience.

Polar bear Yukio tries to break a block of ice with frozen fruit, meat and vegetables inside at Tokyo's Ueno Zoo. The zoo started giving the icy treats to the bears 10 years ago because temperatures regularly rise to over 30C (86F) at midday

One tired competitor looks like he's had enough after negotiating the Battle of the Somme obstacle course during the Nettle Warrior "Tough Guy" competition near Wolverhampton. People taking part also have to crawl through barbed wire and carry logs.

A seal wears sunglasses in Tokyo during the longest solar eclipse of the 21st century on Wednesday. Sadhus, or Hindu holy men, also watched through specially-designed glasses in India. The eclipse was visible across much of Asia.

Poppadoms are stacked during a world record attempt for the tallest tower of poppadoms at an Indian restaurant in Nottingham. The previous record of 1.48m (4ft 10in), which featured on Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, was broken by three centimetres

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Weird but creative pen drives

2009-08-11T04:50:00.001-07:00

Weird, funny but creative PEN DRIVES..............! Will drive you crazy....!

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Weird IT humor

2009-08-11T02:41:00.001-07:00

Weird and Funny cartoons images found on internet regarding IT humors. Really some of them are getting nerves on….

Weird Moron Embarrasses Himself on the Internet

2009-08-11T02:31:00.001-07:00

Weird Moron Embarrasses Himself on the Internet. Just check out the video and enjoy the weirdness. Really a funny one….

Weird effect of no sex since long time

2009-08-10T06:03:00.001-07:00

After having look of the above image you all would know how much important sex is, in our lives.

So one regular and frequent basis have sex and be healthy otherwise weird and funny effect such as the above one would occur…. Just kidding

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Weird question asked on yahoo

2009-08-07T06:01:00.001-07:00

Weird question asked on yahoo and people giving very funny and weird answers

How quickly body decomposes?? have a look what a weird and funny answer people gave

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have u done such things… if yes then let us know

Weird movie mistakes

2009-08-07T03:51:00.001-07:00

Weird ……Old movie. New watch? Watch it out!

hmm this one is funny ……….You need to hold the trigger to shoot someone or...?

aero planes in the Trojan War? really weird

Bows, arrows, ...are ok……but cellphones in the olden days … really getting weird

Spider Man

In the scene where Mary Jane is being mugged by four men, Spider-Man throws two of the men into two windows behind Mary Jane. The shot switches to Spider-Man beating up the other two guys. When it cuts back to Mary Jane the two windows are intact

The Matrix

In the scene where Agent Smith is interrogating Neo, after Smith has sealed Neo%u2019s mouth shut and he is backed into the corner, when the camera cuts back to Smith you can clearly see a reflection in his glasses of Neo still sitting down in the chair

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Merry and Pippin were bound when taken by the Uruk-hai, and the bonds were uncut until after they managed to escape during the fight. Yet, when the horse almost crashed down on Pippin, he had his arms spread out up near his face, not bound, even though they were uncut until later. In the next shot, his hands are bound again.

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

The T-1000 punches his body through the window of a helicopter to get inside. An instant later, the hole in the windshield is gone. getting weird huh !!

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Stone

At the start of term feast, after Harry is sorted into Gryffindor, he sits down on the right side of the table next to Ron. When the feast appears, Harry is on the other side of the table, next to Hermione.

Wow! In those days,... Adidas? Hmmm....weird branded Pirate!

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Weird and Craziest wall hook

2009-08-06T06:48:00.001-07:00

Weird Baby limbs wall hook

Weird Excited man wall hook

Weird Knives wall hook

Weird Men wall hook

Weird Hand wall hook

Weird Gun wall hook

Weird Flip flop wall hook

Weird Puppy butt wall hook

Weird Teacup tile hook

Weird Pushpin Wall Hook

Weird Teddy bear wall hook

Weird Hippo wall hook

Weird Joystick wall hook

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What you think about this weird, funny, craziest but creative wall hooks??

I would like to prefer some for my house, such as joy stick or hippo or push pin. which one you prefer for your house??

Do comment and let us know what you people think about it??

Weird musical mouse

2009-08-06T05:17:00.001-07:00

Weird musical mouse with French horn

Weird musical mouse with Bass

Weird musical mouse with Pan-Flute

Weird musical mouse with Flute

Weird musical mouse with Sax

Weird musical mouse with Guitar

Weird musical mouse with Accordion

Weird musical mouse with Horn

Weird musical mouse with Banjo

Weird musical mouse with Violin

Weird musical mouse with Lute

Weird musical mouse Ensemble

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[NEWS] World’s Youngest Smoker

2009-08-01T01:41:00.000-07:00

The official position of China’s national government on the subject of smoking is that it’s bad for you and you should stop; better yet, don’t take up the habit in the first place. Excellent advice, but for one particular citizen of the city of Tianjin, alas, it’s too late.

Tong Liangliang is not what you’d call a long-term smoker. In fact, he took up the habit only about half a year ago. In terms of sheer quantity of cigarettes consumed, though, he’s working pretty hard to catch up with the veterans. They say he’s already putting away a pack a day.

Problem is, Tong Liangliang is only two years old!

The toddler has his father to thank for this situation. At the age of only a year-and-a-half, his dad says, little Liangliang suffered from pain from a hernia. But he was too young to undergo surgery at the time, so the man taught him to smoke, thinking it might offer the poor kid some relief.

It’s not clear whether the treatment had the intended effect. It achieved two other tangible results, however. First, it earned the tiny boy the distinction of being what must be the world’s youngest smoker. At the very least, he’s the youngest one able to do his own lighting up, a procedure he pulls off with the practiced style of a 40-year-old, in a spectacle that’s downright eerie to watch.

Second, it presumably ruined little Liangliang’s life. There’s no question the boy has the habit, and he’s got it bad—they say he gets pretty cranky when his cigarette supply runs out. Furthermore, at a pack a day already, it’s hard to imagine the teensy tyke ever growing up and developing like a normal child. Let’s just say that for the moment, at least, Yao Ming doesn’t have much to worry about.

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WEIRD HATTERS PARTY

2009-07-27T03:02:00.001-07:00

Guests dressed in fashions of the 1920s and 30s thumb their nose at economic woes at a Great Depression theme party in the Belvedere palace in Potsdam near Berlin on Saturday

At least some things should be unique in your party.

People are trying to do something unique and some time they came up with such weird outfits. some time it may create some funny and embarrassing situations

So what unique are you planning for your party

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Weird find: Chocolate that doesn't melt

2009-07-27T02:49:00.001-07:00

As reported by SUNDAY TIMES, LONDON

It could be the perfect summer chocolate. Swiss scientists

say they have stumbled upon the formula for a chocolate which doesnt melt in your hands while also being ultra low fat.
The Zurich-based firm Barry Callebaut claims its Vulcano chocolate can withstand heat up to 55C, nearly double the temperature at which normal chocolate melts, while containing 90% fewer calories. Vulcano will be sold as an ingredient to confectionary giants such as Nestle and Cadburys , meaning anti-melt and lowcalorie versions of household brands such as Kit Kat and Dairy Milk could go on sale within two years.
Although the firm is keeping the formula secret, experts believe its scientists may have substituted some cocoa butter which is fatty and melts at about 30C with starch. Previous attempts at creating meltproof chocolates have resulted in unappealing, rockhard bars. Like many great discoveries, our engineers actually stumbled upon the technique by accident , said a spokeswoman for Barry Callebaut, the worlds largest chocolatier. She added that the texture is more crispy than creamy . The firm has dropped clues to the technique by revealing that the chocolate melts as a result of contact with enzymes in saliva, rather than the warmth of our mouths.
Steve Cadwallader, a British food consultant, said that the reaction with enzymes suggests that starches may have been added to the chocolate . The enzymes in saliva act on starch in the same way that they act on bread and cause the food to dissolve and release the fats and flavours , said Cadwallader. Starches would also lead to the crunchy feel

Inventions through accidents

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Mumbai High Tide on 23rd July 2009 Pics

2009-07-25T11:57:00.000-07:00

On 23rd July Sea waves measuring up to 5.1 meters lashed Mumbai and other places in the Konkan region, flooding homes of people living in the coastal areas here Thursday afternoon, civic officials said. The highest tide in last 100 years — measuring up to 5.5 meters.
The sea water flooded low-lying coastal areas like Cuffe Parade in south Mumbai, Colaba, Worli, Mahim, Khar, Juhu, Versova and Marve, a police official said.

Here are some pictures of that weird and scary sea waves…

weird Monster Jellyfish Take Aim at Japan

2009-07-24T07:26:00.001-07:00

What’s 6 feet wide, weighs 440 pounds, and can ruin your whole day? If you’re a Japanese fisherman, the answer is weird monster jellyfish named Nomura’s jellyfish (Nemopilema nomurai), or, as the Japanese call it, echizen kurage.

The gigantic creature can wreak havoc on fishing nets and their contents, destroying the nets and poisoning the catch. Even nuclear powerplants aren’t safe: Reports describe the jellyfish being sucked into pumps that draw seawater to cool the reactors.

Echizen kurage have shown up in Japanese waters in increasing numbers in recent years. The population surge of 2005 was particularly bad, affecting the salmon, yellowtail, and anchovy fisheries. But the mass of them gathering now in the Yellow Sea of China is the biggest ever, and eventually ocean currents will deliver them to Japan’s doorstep.

Have a look at this video about this weird monster jelly fish

Posted by our ex-author Mac in orkut’s wnn community

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A Guy with weird ears

2009-07-19T04:47:00.000-07:00

funny ears of this weird guy... look how elastic they are.... and see how much its stretchable ..... at a glance... it looks weird and funny.

weird and funny things chefs do when they are tired.

2009-07-13T10:43:00.000-07:00

[weird] Michael Jackson’s House – INSIDE NEVERLAND

2009-07-13T09:54:00.001-07:00

Weird Even Animals are tempted

2009-07-11T22:46:00.001-07:00

It’s the most common thing that we all know that animals too had feelings and we all should respect that. But some time they too had weird feeling

Hmm see the cat and horse love. How much they are attach to each other and how much intense feeling they had… can be seen

Similar pic of dog and cat love

But some time this feeling also gets weird. see how monkeys help each other and how the other one is enjoying his rest on the tree. Seems funny but its true. They enjoy many such moments like this. Even we can’t

But some times this weird and funny feelings becomes more intense and rigorous.

See how the dog is tempted to have sex that it persuade to have sex with any one it gets.

Even the elephants are also tempted rigorously.

But some times it becomes more wilder.

might be not the dog’s problem

After all that weird and funny things, a pic showing a soft love

Hope you all would have enjoy!!

Please leave your feedback

Have a great day

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[Funny] Man always hunting

2009-07-11T01:02:00.001-07:00

The above image was published in the newspaper Times of India. U.S. president Barack Obama and France’s Nicolas Sarkozy wait and watch as Mayara Tavares, a Brazillian junior delegate at G8, takes her place for a group photo. The net was soon buzzing with comments about the ‘ogle office’ and how the ‘red-blooded’ US prez who channelled his “inner Bill Clinton” and gazed at the bootylicious braziallian may have spent too much time with Italian premier Berlusconi.

Source

BTW its really weird that the persons at such a high post doing such funny things in public

Some more weird and funny images showing that man remains man forever. He doesnt stop hunting

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Funny t-shirt

2009-07-10T06:42:00.001-07:00

oops some buddy caught me from behind

Really funny T-shirts

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[weird] Boy’s gut

2009-07-10T06:37:00.001-07:00

Must say for the boy’s gut. It seems weird and on other hand it also looks funny to see such a boy lifting a jumbo jet girl

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weird boxer dog

2009-07-10T06:29:00.001-07:00

Weird dog having ambition to become boxer. So it proves that they also had some feeling like human. So behave nicely next time and don’t dressed your dog like a boxer.

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weird method for birth control

2009-07-10T06:22:00.001-07:00

so better use the some good methods for birth control. Because population is increasing day by day. If we didn’t control by ourselves then such weird method would be used to control birth

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Dog dressed in funny and weird ways

2009-07-09T22:13:00.001-07:00

See how the dog owners dressed their dogs in weird and Funny way

Some of them are really interesting and also inspires us to do some thing weird.

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[Funny][video]Stargate SG1 Prank

2009-07-09T21:37:00.000-07:00

weird funny Video of Prank described on "Inside SG1" after the 200th episode. Hilarious!

[Weird][Funny][Pics]Long Long Tongue

2009-07-09T11:34:00.000-07:00

[weird][news] Bill gate's college in India

2009-07-09T11:24:00.000-07:00

Just surfing through the net for the colleges in India I came across a college name Bill gates

It Runs 4 UG Courses & 4 PG Courses

History of Bill Gates Institute of Computer Science and Management, Osmanabad:

The Bill Gates Institute of Computer Science and Management, was established in 2001, by Shri Kulswamini Shikshan Prasarak Mandal, Osmanabad. The need for starting such an institute was to provide the opportunities of I.T. and Management education in a backward like Osmanabad. Initially the institute started post Graduate Diploma In Computer Application (PGDCA) and Master In Computer Management (MCM) courses. Later on gradually a number of courses were added.

check out its site

http://www.billgatescollege.com/

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VRgameGUN [weird and funny]

2009-07-09T11:19:00.000-07:00

I would like to have one such game and also dreaming about playing it all the time

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Qubus [Funny and weird video]

2009-07-09T11:13:00.000-07:00

Qubus' Written and Directed by Matthew Chan *sorry Drew for spelling your name wrong in the end credits ha.... to note.. it's spelt Drew Gallacher

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Dirty Potter : weird and funny video

2009-07-09T11:05:00.000-07:00

Dirty Potter 3 and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party - Part 1

Dirty Potter 3 and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party - Part 2

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A Guide To Proper Ediquitte In The Restroom[weird and funny]

2009-07-09T11:00:00.001-07:00

Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures to contain the processes of bodily waste removal.
These have been known as "restrooms," "bathrooms," "outhouses," "commodes," "men's rooms," and several other names. As with
any exclusive organization, wholly half the human race aren't allowed through the door, and a number of exceedingly complicated
customs have arisen to maintain a sense of order and dignity.

General rules:
1. Don't talk to somebody you don't know. You may chat quietly with an acquaintance, but must absolutely not call attention to
yourself.

2. A quick glance in the mirror is permissible, but absolutely don't spend a significant time arranging hair, clothing, etc. Zit popping is
only permissible after checking to see nobody else is around.

3. No profanity of any kind. This is reserved for locker rooms, only.

4. If you must wait, form a single-file line, ragged, and be sure to keep looking around. Read graffiti.

Graffiti rules:
5. All graffiti is anonymous. If there's any chance somebody can trace your graffiti back to you, don't do it.

6. Writing graffiti in the open section of the bathroom is only acceptable if nobody can see you. Writing in the stalls is similarly
acceptable.

7. If the bathroom is sufficiently public, feel free to insult different ethnic/racial/sexual groups. If the bathroom is used by a small few,
restraint comments to amusing anecdotes or chit-chat about secretaries. If visiting dignitaries from other companies or the government
may tend to use the bathroom, graffiti is forbidden.

8. Traditionally, all pictures feature women in various states of undress. Modern standards often include portions of male anatomy,
discretely placed. Homosexual graffiti is generally frowned upon but is gaining popularity.

9. Pictures must only be drawn in toilet stalls.

10. Any sufficiently interesting graffiti will be painted over by the management of the bathroom.

Urinal rules:
11. Given a string of unoccupied urinals, you must choose one on the outside. When one outside urinal is occupied, use the other
side, then middle. Avoid standing directly next to somebody at all costs.

For example, given seven urinals, here are acceptable configurations:
X...... (X = occupied, . = empty)
X.....X
X..X..X
X.X.X.X
XXX.X.X <--- These are only acceptable when significant
XXX.XXX <--- "privacy" dividers are available. If the
XXXXXXX <--- urinals aren't divided, use a toilet.

12. Always look at the wall. Looking down means you're obsessed or don't know what you're doing. Looking at other people is
threatening.

13. Flushing is optional. Over time, the water will become a rich orange. At this point, flushing is mandatory.

14. Don't start unzipping until you're protected by the privacy of the urinal. Don't step back until you've closed your pants again.

Toilet rules:
15. Reduce noise at all costs. Grunting is not acceptable.

16. Always flush.

17. When you find an unflushed toilet, leave it alone and use another.

Special cases:
18. Some university dormitories have co-ed bathrooms. New rules apply for dealing with the females.
a. Never, ever, comment on how they look in the morning.
b. Don't ask what the little wastebasket is for.
c. If urinals are present, only use them when absolutely no females are around. If you are noticed by a female, try your best to
ignore her presence until you're dressed again.

19. Port-O-Let's and similar constructions are evil. Use them only if absolutely no other option is available.

20. In the woods, far from civilization, restrooms typically aren't available. Get behind sufficient growth that you are completely invisible
to the remainder of your party, before you begin. Check carefully that you aren't near any sort of animal or insect den. Ants are
especially bad. If you forgot toilet paper, bring a leaf identifying guide. Poison oak makes a poor substitute.

Weird and funny 15 Biblical Ways To Acquire a Wife

2009-07-09T10:55:00.001-07:00

1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home,
shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes.
Then she's yours.
* (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)

2. Find a prostitute and marry her.
* (Hosea 1:1-3)

3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by
watering his flock.
* Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)

4. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part
of the deal.
* Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)

5. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance,
grab one and carry her off to be your wife.
* Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)

6. Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note:
this will cost you.
* Adam (Genesis 2:19-24)

7. Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand
in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then
work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry
in the first place. That's right. Fourteen years of hard
labor for a wife.
* Jacob (Genesis 29:15-30)

8. Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies
and get his daughter for a wife.
* David (I Samuel 18:27)

9. Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and
you'll definitelyfind someone. (It's all relative, of course.)
* Cain (Genesis 4:16-17)

10. Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest.
* Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4)

11. When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents,
"I have seen a ... woman; now get her for me." If your parents
question your decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the
one for me."
* Samson (Judges 14:1-3)

12. Kill any husband and take HIS wife (Prepare to lose four
sons, though).
* David (2 Samuel 11)

13. Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It's not
just a good idea; it's the law.)
Onan and Boaz (Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth)

14. Don't be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity.
Solomon (1 Kings 11:1-3)

15. A wife?... NOT! - Paul (1 Corinthians 7:32-35)

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Weird computer hardware arranged

2009-07-09T10:51:00.001-07:00

Weird hardware arranged and connected to pc.

Just have a close look at how funny it looks

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Weird things if u can find out

2009-07-09T10:29:00.001-07:00

well this weird image i found out from the web.

Its describe that there is something weird in this image and you have to find out.

I tried out many times and still wondering what it would be

If u found out then pls leave a comment over here with your answer

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Weird image of three of them

2009-07-09T10:13:00.001-07:00

This is the weird image of three of them found while surfing net.

Although the weird image doesn't seem to be photoshopped and also it looks like an old one.

Now it’s the matter of consideration that how this two kids managed to take such a weird image

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weird women equation

2009-07-09T09:59:00.001-07:00

Weird woman equation, found while surfing through net.

Hmm that’s true that women brings many problem with her, but life without problems would be river without water.

So this weird equation and do share with your GF, wife etc

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funny video---Table Tennis Drama

2009-07-09T03:39:00.001-07:00

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[pic]Creative Advertisements

2009-06-30T06:03:00.001-07:00

Creative advertisement for a matrimonial website…

The Knot seen on the banner is of the Indian style. usually knot is made between groom and bridegroom in Indian marriages..

Second creative advertisement… just look at the image, everything is destroyed and still the tyres are at the same place…. actually this image is more suitable for the advertisement of fevicol/glue….

Great Advertisement… which indirectly describes the unity of India.. really awesome!!

This advertisement shows the girl to boy ratio in India… As per my knowledge Kerala ( A state in India) has the highest sex ratio

This advertisement describes to plant more trees with religious touch… people of India has cultural heritage of worshipping trees… there are many festivals celebrated in India in which trees are been worshipped

Really funny one

Snake show advertisement… dont miss it

After having look at this advertisement… you should quit smoking

Now its final i m quitting

Advertisement meant to grow more trees to prevent our beloved Earth

Another advertisement for the people of India who aborts girl for the sake of boy…

Many orthodox people mainly in India aborts girl … so this one is a social message for the people of India to save GIRL

Cute one!!

Do you use head & shoulders??

2 minutes for maggie!!

dont drink & drive… its for your safety…… better have a driver

Donate eyes… even Aishwariya Rai had donated… y shouldn't we?

Every child needs a Family!!

weird and funny 10 ways to kill your spouse

2009-06-29T11:04:00.000-07:00

SWINE FLU WEIRD AFTER-EFFECTS

2009-06-29T01:53:00.001-07:00

While surfing internet just came across this image….

Really a funny one…. ROFLMAO…… what an after effect!!

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[weird] Child labour

2009-06-29T01:41:00.001-07:00

AND WE SAY THAT WE ARE WORKING HARD…….

After having look at the above pictures…. for the sake of God try to stop child labour as much as possible…

Rather than helping the big institutes help the individuals which are near by you…

At least they deserve a better future than what they are getting..

You all had watch the Oscar Movie Slumdog Millionaire, which shows/describes the conditions of child in India…

There are still many slums in which children don’t get any of kind of education…

the above pics shows some of them such conditions

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[Weird]Economic Crisis

2009-06-29T01:13:00.001-07:00

the above pic shows the most satirical message of economic crisis..

If u can understand

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[weird]tightly-hugging-the-subway-rail

2009-06-28T22:12:00.001-07:00

See her creativity…..

Creativity on how the pole can be used multipurpose in different ways

hehe…. dont thing weird

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[weird][funny]Bad hunting

2009-06-28T22:06:00.001-07:00

One should not sleep while hunting…..

that’s the bad hunting skills…

BTW its nice…. you should stop hunting animals…

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[weird][funny]Best Computer Fix for 2009

2009-06-28T21:51:00.001-07:00

After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive,
fighting off hackers, upgrading all software, installing fire-walls,
being threatened with being cut-off by email provider,
and a host of other problems...
computer is being fixed….

NOW it works exactly the way u wanted it to.

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[weird][funny]Innocent Child

2009-06-28T21:21:00.001-07:00

See how the children are innocent enough to distinguish between the original and the fake ones…

also had a similar type of video… will upload later

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